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Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two


“I’m an amazing actor. I’ve been nominated for hundreds of awards. I’ve fucked Kate Beckensdale AND Rachael McAdams. But even I can’t tell you what I’m doing in this piece of shit.” -Pale Tony Blare

Alright, it’s finally fucking over. Can we move on to better Young Adult stories? Ones with actual violence and one where real stakes actually exist? Hunger Games maybe? Whatever gets our attention next has to be better than this Mormon propaganda bull shit.

Grade: Free at Last!!! Free at last!!!


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