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Celeste and Jesse Forever Quickie

“We look happy. But we’re dying on the inside.” – Celeste and Jesse

So relationships are hard. People breakup all the time. You’re definitely gonna die someday and it’s probably gonna be alone. I mean, really, why the fuck try? Just smoke a fatty, fuck a couple of hotties, and let the chips fall as they may.

Imagine nearly two hours of that soul crushing message packaged as a comedy.

You might not think that’s a compliment, but it is. It’s hilarious. It’s painful to watch. But above all it’s honest. I can’t hate on a movie that rolls that way.

Plus I totally want to toss that Celeste’s salad.

Grade: A-


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